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> ANSWER DOOR
Enable Music? [Y/N] >Y Music enabled. You check the peephole. Or whatever this hole in the door is. Oh gesus fucking shit, it’s the fuzz. Well this is just perfect. You are a fucking moron. Why are you even out here, in the middle of the Dump, carrying narcotics you haven’t even heard of? stupid stupid stupid What now, smart guy? Press 1 to FIGHT - lift yr. skinny fists...
Having made your purchase, you decide to LEAVE. In the middle of making your goodbyes, there is a knock at the door. Your acquaintance, always flighty, vanishes instantly. This leaves you alone, in a dark room, with a hostile force on the other side of his shitty door! Whoever’s on the other side is pounding like a headache. There’s no other exit. You have to answer it. Oh...
> BUY INFRATEAL
Enable Music? [Y/N] > Y Music enabled. Feeling adventurous, you decide to take a chance on an aptly-named dose of INFRATEAL. The SHADY CHARACTER nods paternalistically, even tapping the side of his nose in an gesture of confidentiality you haven’t seen since the last Charles Dickens essay you were forced to write. He hands over a plastic sandwich bag with three limpid...
Still smarting over your lost scarf, you find your way to the SHADY CHARACTER’s apartment and he lets you in after a few moments of awkwardly intense questioning. You think he might be high…HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL that is! He starts showing you his extensive inventory of ILLICIT DRUGS. You think some of the names he gives his ADULT HERBS might be made-up. You also question the...
> PICK UP FILTHY DRAWING
You pick up the FILTHY DRAWING and send it to your CHIROPTERESERVOIR (the Inventory of the Cave—it’s just this thing you have, to keep your stuff in), and watch as the little fellow alights on one of your several accomadating STALACTYPES. …What were you talking about before? }==}>
}==}> —-oh hey what’s that? You’ve found a FILTHY DRAWING! Bleeugh….ugh….it’s disgusting. It looks like a map, but it doesn’t indicate North and you’re kind of a snob about cartography. Still, this could be worth something later. And you hate yourself enough to pick up garbage and carry it around; why not. > PICK UP FILTHY...
> BUY DRUGS
> BUY DRUGS Enable Music? [Y/N] You decide to BUY DRUGS. You make your way into HELL’S DUMP, a burned out section of the city that has never been repopulated. Nobody is sure what caused that fire, but a lot of people died all the same. Teenagers and idiots like to mutter about how the reason nobody’s started rebuilding the area is because it’s haunted, but you know...
Enable music? [Y/N] . . . . . . Your name is Helmut “Hella” Legosi. Your father was Hungarian and your mother was…a lot of things, German and certifiable among them. You miss them sometimes, but then you remember that if they were still alive all you would do is disappoint them, so you’re probably all better off. It would have been better if the circumstances were...
Enable Music? [Y/N]
. . . . . . At any rate, the night is yours. But before you get on with it: what is your name? ENTER NAME: »_ [reblog this post with your suggestion for a name]
You step out into the oppressive, vaguely piss-scented darkness of the Lowtaxian arts quarter and finish locking up the store. You had a feeling this morning that things might change today, but the sun’s set and all you did was avoid eye contact with irritable customers. So. Maybe you’ll die soon. That would be nice. Sometimes you consider quitting this stupid job, re-enrolling...
> NEW GAME
. . . . . Another day, another dollar. Or not. You don’t really make a lot of money working at The Book Burn, and nobody here appreciates you, but who else would ever want to hire you? Nobody, that’s who. Which is why you’re stuck closing the store. You were only supposed to work one shift this morning. You woke up early and everything. But then your...
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