Vampire: the Marxuerade

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Your name is Helmut “Hella” Legosi. Your father was Hungarian and your mother was…a lot of things, German and certifiable among them. You miss them sometimes, but then you remember that if they were still alive all you would do is disappoint them, so you’re probably all better off. It would have been better if the circumstances were reversed, but whatever.

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This is an old train of thought though, and even for you it’s a little too genuinely sad. The wind is picking up.  You light a new cigarette and take inventory of what you might be able to salvage from the rest of the night.

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A SHADY CHARACTER you know mentioned that he recently fell into some ILLICIT DRUGS he might be willing to sell you at a discount, but he’s probably just trying to scam you - you can tell because he was being friendly. Also, an IRRITATING ACQUAINTANCE came by on your lunch break and mentioned that he needed another player for his weekly game of ZOMBIE: THE BITENING. It sounds like a hassle, to be honest, but at least it’s human contact with people even lower on the food chain than yourself. The only problem is that both people live near General Bullock Street, in the economically depressed Narcissus Estates, and you’ll have to go through Hell’s Dump to get there - not a pleasant prospect this late at night.

Why won’t this FUCKING CIGARETTE JUST LIGHT ALREADY FUUUCK

You also seem to have DROPPED your SCARF?

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Of course, you could always do something else. You could always do nothing. Jesus, what the fuck’s even the point…

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What will you DO?

1. Get some ILLICIT DRUGS from the SHADY CHARACTER

2. Go play ZOMBIE: THE BITENING with your IRRITATING ACQUAINTANCE

3. Go HOME, eat a mixing bowl full of Crood Loops for dinner, and fall asleep watching old episodes of VORKER KAT & PARASITE MAUS on Netflax

4. ??? [write-in]

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